Nonsensical Nonsense

crookedfeet:


w-a-v-e:

yannychigi:

maddie-in-a-box:


SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

MY GOD

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????

BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS

crookedfeet:

w-a-v-e:

yannychigi:

maddie-in-a-box:

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

MY GOD

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????

BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS

(Source: goddamnpimpqueen, via sammysdimples)

chongthenomad:

so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street

image

(via giggle-some-more)

endlessmeg:

finepieceofcas:

multiple-stuff:

deathlydraco:

#just noticed the slytherin girl and gryffindor boy #theyre so excited #and he turns back to her #and shes like yeah i know #and sort of grabs hold of him #and new otp/brotp #defying labels #not everyone hated slytherins #not all slytherins were dicks #i like this

why is one kid not wearing a robe

the kids who are wearing robes were taking their OWLs/NEWTs.  Notice Luna’s not wearing a robe either.  Because they’re underclassmen and had free periods while the upperclassmen were taking their exams.

This post is amazing because a) Slytherin and intrahouse love, but also because b) someone just explained how free-dress works during exams at Hogwarts. 

endlessmeg:

finepieceofcas:

multiple-stuff:

deathlydraco:

#just noticed the slytherin girl and gryffindor boy #theyre so excited #and he turns back to her #and shes like yeah i know #and sort of grabs hold of him #and new otp/brotp #defying labels #not everyone hated slytherins #not all slytherins were dicks #i like this

why is one kid not wearing a robe

the kids who are wearing robes were taking their OWLs/NEWTs.  Notice Luna’s not wearing a robe either.  Because they’re underclassmen and had free periods while the upperclassmen were taking their exams.

This post is amazing because a) Slytherin and intrahouse love, but also because b) someone just explained how free-dress works during exams at Hogwarts. 

(via tomhiddleston-h)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: 9gag, via giggle-some-more)

imorb:

how do snakes have sex

i mean they’re

fuckin

noodles

(via oh-the-hilarity)